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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:16 am Caption Contest#14 |
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Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:
Doctor: "Captain, your caffeine levels are extremely high. are you feeling alright?"
Janeway: "Your such a pretty pony." *Pets the Doctor*
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:02 am |
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'' Tom: Harry, was that a fart you let out? It is not like you to so not proper in front of the delany sisters.''.
'' Harry: I didn't fart, that cow did( pointing to chakotay}
'' Tom: That's Chakotay.''
'' Harry: Yeah, I know. It is what I meant.''
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:21 am |
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| Leo Wyatt wrote: | '' Tom: Harry, was that a fart you let out? It is not like you to so not proper in front of the delany sisters.''.
'' Harry: I didn't fart, that cow did( pointing to chakotay}
'' Tom: That's Chakotay.''
'' Harry: Yeah, I know. It is what I meant.'' |
oh man! thats funny!
Look! i won! i'm the champion.
Lets ee if i can top the first one:
Tom: "So, harry. What do you think of the Amish life so far?"
Harry: "I can't believe they use those horses too travel around upon, i feel ashamed of being human."
Tom: "I can see what you mean, those horses don't exactly come cheap, they don't have warp drive eighter."
Harry: "You've said it."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:30 am |
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Harry Kim: "Makes a silly face"
Tom Paris: Harry, why are you making that face?
Harry Kim: I am making this silly face to direct people's attention from my zit.
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 101
Location: In a cave.
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:05 am |
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Harry: So, rate my brad pitt expression. I've heard I look like him 
Tom: Ah, well Harry, you win some, you lose some
Last edited by RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o! on Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:15 am; edited 1 time in total
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Alucard
Vampire
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 2780
Location: Caaaaaanada
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:19 am |
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Tom (singing) "It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish Paradise"
(Weird Al fans will get it  )
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:10 pm |
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Harry: "Tom, is this lovebite really that noticable?"
Tom: "Oooooh yeah!"
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:34 pm |
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Tom: "Ni Hao!"
Harry: "Darn, he does speak Chinese..."
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Nosce te ipsum
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luit14
Commodore
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 2232
Location: Come on in HEEERE! :P
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| Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:06 pm |
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Tom: "Come on Harry, it'll be fun!"
Harry: "Well, I... I don't know."
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:17 am |
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Harry Was Complaning that His trousers where too tight
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:36 pm |
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Tom thinking: That hat really annoys me!
Harry: Who? Chakotay? Oh, he is over there doing it with Janeway...
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
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| Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:04 pm |
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Tom: Look, Harry, let's be honest with ourselves here...you couldn't get a girl to notice you if you made a stupid expression and pranced about Fair Haven stupdily....
Harry: *shrugs and turns around, making the face so Tom can't see it, and goes about the town, turning heads..*
Tom: *bewildered*
Harry: *Turns back to Tom* What were you saying?
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:58 am |
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Where will you be when your diarria comes back?
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:53 pm |
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Harry: That is stinky one wasnt it?
Tom: Very stinky and that was a nasty fat you just made.
Harry: I guess it was me and didnt even know it.
Tom:*Starts laughing*
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Kasey
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Location: Somewhere
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| Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:29 pm |
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''tom: OMG! Harry, is that Chakotay and Neelix kissing?
Harry: Pfft, I would believe so, why you jealous?
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:34 pm |
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Tom : Hey, Harry, whats up
Harry: *mutters*
Tom: what was that?
Harry: *whispers* I have a rash
Tom: *dies laughing*
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