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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:22 am Caption Contest#8 |
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Congratulations to madlilnerd for her post:
Doctor: Mr Neelix, that's not the correct way to take someone's pulse, and even if it was... I'm a hologram and I don't have one!
Neelix: You mean I don't get the position of Doctor's assistant now that Kes has croaked?
Kes: Ahem... I'm still here Neelix
Neelix: *aside* Darn!
This weeks caption
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:58 am |
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'' B'Elanna: And your point is?
'' Neelix: Kes is breaking up with me.
' B'Elanna: And your point is again?
Neelix: Why are you repeating yourself?
B'Elanna: And your point is?
(Real B'Elanna walks up.}
Neelix: Damn it B'Elanna.
Real B'Elanna: Neelix why are you talking to an hologram of me?
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:13 am |
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B'elanna: "Neelix, my eyes are up HERE. Remember, boobs don't have eyes."
Neelix: *keeps staring* "...."
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Nosce te ipsum
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Alucard
Vampire
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 2780
Location: Caaaaaanada
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:23 pm |
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Neelix: "So... there isn't really a tooth fairy?"
B'elanna: "No, I'm sorry."
*Neelix starts crying*
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Toad
Chief of Security
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
Posts: 936
Location: The Great Plains
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:58 pm |
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Neelix: I don't know why nobody bothered to tell me about the new bathing suit uniform policy. I think I'd look good in a speedo.
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:41 pm |
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The picture isn't showing up 
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:46 pm |
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Never mind, i can see it now.
Neelix: B'Elanna, i dumped Kes for you, killed Tom Paris, and still you don't want me.
B'Elanna: That's because i have Harry now.
Neelix: Sh*t!
Last edited by Tuvok8917 on Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:50 am; edited 1 time in total
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:56 pm |
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^It's weird.. First I saw it, I added my lines for the caption, but now I can't see it anymore either..! 
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Nosce te ipsum
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Toad
Chief of Security
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
Posts: 936
Location: The Great Plains
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:02 pm |
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I've got the same problem. Oh well...
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:56 pm |
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Ya. I could see it earlier, but now it's gone kapootz...
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
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| Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:57 pm |
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B'elanna: I'm telling you, Neelix...they're REAL!
Neelix: *sarcastically* Uh-huh...sure..tell that to the Doctor!
B'elanna: I don't have to say a word, unless I tell the Captain what I saw you and the Doctor doing in sick bay last week while Kes was dying!
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Omet'Ikilan
Jem'hadar First
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 2045
Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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| Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:55 am |
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Neelix- I can see down your shirt!
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:58 am |
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Neelix- *through clenched teeth* Don't... move.... there is a bee... right... on... your... nose
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:25 pm |
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B: Neelix, have you been dipping your head in honey again?
N: What gave it away?
B: You're covered in goo... and there's fire ants on your neck.
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:58 pm |
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B'elanna-I wish Harry would stop staring at us!
Neelix- Oh he problly thinks we are the delannie Sister... The doctor says his vision get blury when he is drunk.
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Quinny
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 246
Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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| Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:00 am |
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B: Nelix, stop undressing me with your eyes!
N: I..I..I'm not!
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ravenstar
Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Posts: 196
Location: at my mom's house
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| Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:49 am |
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''B'Elanna: Neelix, there is no such thing as a boogyman.''
'' Neelix: But, but, I seen him in sickbay.''
'' B'Elanna: Neelix, that is only the doctor in sickbay.''
'' Neelix: My point exactly.''
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:27 am |
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(that was funny Allen  )
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charlie
American Soldier
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 598
Location: In The United States
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| Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:23 pm |
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Neelix, B'Elanna I have been keeping a secret from you for a long time.
B'Elanna, What is it?
Neelix, Tom and I are lovers.
B'Elanna, That two timing toad!
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
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| Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:35 pm |
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(LMAO I liked that one Charlie!)
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