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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:45 am Caption Contest#7 |
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Congratulations to lionhead for his post:
Janeway: "WAAAA! oh dear me, i thought that was a mirror."
Borg queen: "Very funny...."
This weeks caption
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:48 am |
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'' Doctor: Neelix, could you please? You getting your talaxian smell on me.'
Neelix: But, I love you.
Doctor: God forbid if kes woke up hearing you say that.
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:25 pm |
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Neelix: "God help my kes!"
Moment...
Doctor: "If I were god I would rearrange the alphabet and put 'u' and 'i' together."
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InterstellarCrazed
Commander
Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 356
Location: United States
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| Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:21 pm |
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Kes: Neelix... I'm not dead. Will you please stop squeezing his breast?
-------signature-------
Beam me up Scotty
"If I may be so bold -- it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny. Anything else is waste of material."
-- Spock
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:59 am |
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Doc: Mr. Neelix, I can assure you that holograms do not have the capacity to bear children....
Neelix: Oooh, Kessy, I can feel it kicking!
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Alucard
Vampire
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 2780
Location: Caaaaaanada
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| Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:14 am |
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Doctor:"Now is not a good time to come out of your closet Neelix."
Neelix:"Fine, I'm sure Harry would like it."
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:41 pm |
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Doctor: Mr Neelix, that's not the correct way to take someone's pulse, and even if it was... I'm a hologram and I don't have one!
Neelix: You mean I don't get the position of Doctor's assistant now that Kes has croaked?
Kes: Ahem... I'm still here Neelix
Neelix: *aside* Darn!
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:17 am |
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Kes: Neelix, i'm dying...
Neelix: Wait a second Kes, i'm busy with the doctor.
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
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| Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:48 am |
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Doctor: Mr. Neelix, you have less than five seconds to remove those sausages you call fingers from my left breast before I hypospray you with a toxic substance....
Neelix: But, Doctor, I-
Kes: *comes around slightly and sees Neelix hanging on to the Doctor* Neelix....how could you?
Neelix: It's not what it looks like, I...I *sighs* Oh, alright...I might as well come out with it...*clutches the Doctor closely* My dearest, I am...*squeezes the Doctor's buttox*
Doctor: That's it! *hypos Neelix suddenly*
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Waverider9.9
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 22 Aug 2002
Posts: 72
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| Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:39 pm |
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Doctor: "Computer, deactivate EMH!"
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robbiewebster
Rear Admiral
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
Posts: 2594
Location: Rochester, New York
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| Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:06 pm |
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for any viva la bam fans out there, "Molesta la breasta" 
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:03 pm |
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Nelix: I just touched her like this and she has been in a state of fear ever since!
Doctor:Oh my! She could be in a serious state of shock!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:22 am |
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| Cathexis wrote: | Doctor: Mr. Neelix, you have less than five seconds to remove those sausages you call fingers from my left breast before I hypospray you with a toxic substance....
Neelix: But, Doctor, I-
Kes: *comes around slightly and sees Neelix hanging on to the Doctor* Neelix....how could you?
Neelix: It's not what it looks like, I...I *sighs* Oh, alright...I might as well come out with it...*clutches the Doctor closely* My dearest, I am...*squeezes the Doctor's buttox*
Doctor: That's it! *hypos Neelix suddenly* |
hahahahahaha! 
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