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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				 Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:19 am    Caption Contest #5 | 
			 
			
				
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				Congratulations to madlilnerd for her caption:  
 
 
Neelix: Doctor, how close are you to developing a wrinkle cream that actually works? 
 
Doc: Don't stress me! You'll make them deeper! 
 
 
 
 
This Weeks Caption:
 
 
 
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		Voyager2004 Commodore
  
  Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2070 Location: Silverdale, WA
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				 Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:27 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Thank you. So much better.
 
now, just to think of a caption..............................................hmm
 
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		bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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				 Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:45 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: Ok it is setteled. Seven, you will give the doctor enogh hair to cover his bald spot and in return he will stop giving you lessons on how to be human. Agreed?
 
 
Seven & The Dr.: Agreed!
 
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  "Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
 
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		magenta Commander
  
  Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 404 Location: AUSTRALIA
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				 Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:39 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom Paris:Seven how do you squeeze into that skintight uniform?  Doctor:Yeah it looks extreamly uncomfortable?Seven:You are both quite correct,its climbing into the bad lands region as we speak!!
 
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		InterstellarCrazed Commander
  
  Joined: 02 Jul 2005 Posts: 356 Location: United States
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				 Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:56 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: See Seven, I told you that you could freeze the doctor's program.
 
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		Birdy Socialist
  
  Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.
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				 Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:00 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: "Seven, would you m.."
 
 
Seven: [Interrupts Tom]"Doctor, I think I want to practise this skill for real, and not in the holodeck."
 
 
Doctor: "Seven, we AREN'T on the holodeck".
 
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  Nosce te ipsum
 
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		Waverider9.9 Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 72
 
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				 Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:20 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: Doc, about that appointment?
 
Seven: Lieutenant, size is irrelevant. We will succeed!
 
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		B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 Ballet Babe
  
  Joined: 20 Aug 2001 Posts: 3642 Location: DISNEY WORLD
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				 Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:34 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Seven: Doctor, your program has been damaged. Whatever attractive qualities you see in him is irrelevant.
 
Tom: Get over it Seven. I can't help it if the Doctor finds me more attractive than you. Sexual preferances can change.
 
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  "...I want so much more than they've got planned."*Belle Reprise* Beauty and the Beast
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:52 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: "So, seven the doctor has been telling me about that uncomfortable attraction you have towards me."
 
 
Seven, looking at the doctor: "I thought that conversation wasn't suppose to leave sickbay."
 
 
The doctor: "Well, if you might have noticed, we are not in sick bay."
 
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  Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
 
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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:49 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Doctor: Seven, you got something under your nose?
 
Tom: Don't listen to him, he just jealous you standing this close to me.
 
Seven: I highly doubt it. I think the both of you need your heads examined.
 
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		RIGGS Junior Cadet
  
  Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 18 Location: IF THERE'S A BRIGHT CENTRE TO THE UNIVERSE ITS THE PLANET FARTHEST FROM
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				 Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:21 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				*removed until user edits content*
 
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		Mac Harm True Captain
  
  Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 377 Location: Sailing the ocean blue... well its green actually.
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				 Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:45 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Please Edit your post to something less... disgusting. Nadia has expressed concern relating to the contents of your last post.
 
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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:47 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Which member? Me?
 
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		PrankishSmart Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 29 Apr 2002 Posts: 4779 Location: Hobart, Australia.
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				 Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:49 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				No Riggs.
 
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		Omet'Ikilan Jem'hadar First
  
  Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 2045 Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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				 Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:55 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tom: Seven are you ok??
 
 
Doc: Seven your face is all scrunched up...
 
 
Seven: My optical implant is getting veary ichy and cant seem to adapt naturaly.......
 
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