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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:52 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				The ensign goes what that on my nose you say Captain.?
 
Spock says I believe he said a burger  
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:05 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				HAHAHAHA! nice
 
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		Kuro-chan Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
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				 Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:49 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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Spock: Ensign... do you smell that?!
 
 
Chekov: Aye sir, and I can tell you it was not made by a Russian...
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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		Kuro-chan Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
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				 Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:56 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				I am sorry.  Spock's nose was up in the air, and he had the right look to try a smelly joke...  I guess I have been watching too much enterprise.
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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				 Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:19 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Strangely enough, it’s a tie!
 
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mad_d0ggie 
 
"Oh... Hi Captain... we're just uhhh checking the "Input" of these "Cords". 
 
"That's great Spock. You and the Ensign take the rest of the day off... before I courtmartial you." 
 
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Kuro-chan 
 
Spock: Ensign... do you smell that?!
 
Chekov: Aye sir, and I can tell you it was not made by a Russian...
 
 
 
 
 
And now for something a little different! A TOS/Elvis manip!
 
 
 
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  “STARGATE: Highlander”, Is Methos an Egyptian god?
 
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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:35 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Elvis: Hey pretty mama , what about some dinner.''
 
 
THe woman: not in this life time bud. What is that greasy stuff on your hands?'
 
 
Elvis: Ah thats just my moose when I rub my gorgeous hair it just rubs off on my hand.''
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:04 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Woman: Look a metroid.
 
Elvis: Uhuhuhuhuh
 
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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:35 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Elvis: Woa Mama, I think I just peed my pants.
 
Woman: After just looking at the view screen?
 
Elvis: No, it is the boogie man, dont you see it?
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:01 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Elvis: Woa honey this is my scene just step back so i can be the hero.
 
 
or
 
 
 
Elvis: Step back or i'll sing!
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:22 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				when are we gonna get a winner? im bored . . .
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:59 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				come on guys im so bored!
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		Alucard Vampire
  
  Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 2780 Location: Caaaaaanada
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				 Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:47 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Elvis: "Listen Honey, however much you want me.... I'm a star... a star... starship pilot, Don't worry that's just one of the many side effects of being frozen for several years and then being reanimated.... I'm alright don't worry. *Pauses* Now what were we talking about?
 
 
Woman: "Me getting the helll away"
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:44 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				lol mad doggie thats a nice one . . . 
 
 
 
 
 
elvis: Uh huh huh
 
woman: Uh huh NO!
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:07 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				sunday has come and gone . . wheres the final verdict guys?
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		Alucard Vampire
  
  Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 2780 Location: Caaaaaanada
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				 Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:55 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				yeah were is it?
 
 
and thanks pidgeonqueen
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:15 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				wow . . . this is getting slack or somethings up . . . or we've been forgotten  
 
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  If everyone was living for jesus the world could be so great . . so give it a try why dont ya.
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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		Alucard Vampire
  
  Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 2780 Location: Caaaaaanada
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				 Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:48 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				no it isn't dead
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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				 Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:43 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Ok, if you’re sure it’s not dead.
 
 
And the winner is... mad_d0ggie!
 
Elvis: "Listen Honey, however much you want me.... I'm a star... a star... starship pilot, Don't worry that's just one of the many side effects of being frozen for several years and then being reanimated.... I'm alright don't worry. *Pauses* Now what were we talking about? 
 
 
Woman: "Me getting the helll away" 
 
 
 
 
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And now... the moment we’ve all been waiting for!
 
 
 
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  “STARGATE: Highlander”, Is Methos an Egyptian god?
 
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		Alucard Vampire
  
  Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 2780 Location: Caaaaaanada
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				 Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:21 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				(yay! i win!   )
 
Woman: "Oh god... he's looking at me again. He should know it wouldn't work... he's a yellow jacket!"
 
 
(Sorry that SUCKED!)
 
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		pidgeonqueen Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 54 Location: Australia!
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				 Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:08 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				yellow guy: "hey baby, do you come here often"
 
 
woman: *oh god why am i always attracting the creeps! if i just keep staring straight ahead they might leave. . . nope didnt work*
 
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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				Woman: Damit he's looking at me again maybe if I stand here and look like a zombie I'll turn him off, oh boy wouldn't I give anything thing for Spock to come and give him a nerve pinch, that would take away that smug little smile on his face!
 
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		sabertooth1217 UPN Boycotter
 
  Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 11484 Location: Texas
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				 Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:11 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Yellow Shirt: Wow... Will you look at the size of that nose....
 
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