Voyager Caption Contest #9

Zippy · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:02 pm**

Janeway: Forget about the truck, chakotay...kiss me!

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Janeway: Do you know how much a truck this old would cost on the market? Nothing! We dont use money!

~Voyager Fanatic~ · Super Genius Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787

Janeway: *Puts on a serious face*
B'Elanna: Captain?
Janeway: Don't worry, im just practicing for the act tomorrow.

Ryano · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:45 am**

Janeway to Neelix - "I don't care if the manure was free! GET IT OFF MY BED!"

Ryano · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:46 am**

Janeway - "So this is the truck Paris Hilton ... "used" .. in the Simple Life?

Five - seveN · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:10 am**

Janeway: Neelix! Coffee!

1/1 · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:54 pm**

Sarah Connor · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:41 pm**

Janeway: So Tom found this truck, stole the ship, and brought us all her to smell it?

Sevenofninenz · **Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:42 pm**

Janway (To Tuvok off camer): This is WHO?????... *bends over the side of the truck* Mr Neelix, if this is really you, please honk twice"

Zippy · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:52 am**

Janeway: Look at this mess...and you couldnt find a bathroom?

lionhead · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:48 am**

lionhead · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:52 am**

Janeway: "Wow, great hologram. It even smells bad! Now would you all leave me alone with it?"

B'ellanna: "Captain?"

superwoman · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:31 pm**

Mustkillbret · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:02 pm**

Janeway:*muffled* B'elanna, are you detecting the invisible man?

B'elanna: yep, and his got his hands on your face

Sevenofninenz wrote:

Sevenofninenz · **Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:22 pm**

Janeway: What good is thing if it doesn't go into warp????

Admiral_Tom_Paris · Commodore Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Posts: 1785

Janeway:" Now tell me, what so was this prop gonna be used for?"

Toad · **Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:16 am**

JAneway: Are you sure that mister Neelix will fit in the back?

John Connor · **Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:29 am**

Janeway:Holy suger Bellana, whats that funky smell?
Bellana:I dont know captain.

Zippy · **Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:49 am**

Janeway: "...and where's the horse you had in the back"

Mustkillbret · **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:05 am**

Borg Scotty: *offscreen* I'd say this vessel is capeable of at lease warp factor... RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

captain: *does the face* sh...

DeltasVoyager · **Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:11 am**

Janeway: I let you borrow my truck for one night and this is how you repay me!

DeltasVoyager · **Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:14 am**

MY TRICORDER ISNT WORKING, GET ME A NEW ONE NOW!

GhostOfAMemory · **Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:11 pm**

Janeway: What did you say used to be in here? *Scans it* Ewwwwwww! *jumps backwards away from the truck*

Lee Jordan · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 20 Jul 2004 Posts: 132

Janeway: B'Lenna, you won't believe what this dirt substance is?

Torres: I have no clue.

Janeway: It's pure nanoprobes, bunched up into a dirt substance. There's only a few billion nanoprobes, but it could still assimalate about three people.

Torres: No wonder why you turn green when you are Borg.

Janeway: No kidding!

Lee Jordan · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 20 Jul 2004 Posts: 132

Janeway: What the

HELL

is it?

Tom: When I saw this floating in space, I saw a new shuttlecraft.

Janeway: It would need alot of repair. (thinks about it) Let Harry and B'Elanna give you a hand, and I'll let you build it.

~~~~~~~~~~~After it is finished~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Janeway: Now it just needs a name.......

Tom: What about the Pooopa Flyer!

DeltasVoyager · **Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:58 am**

good one Lee Jordan