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		John Connor Admiral of the Terran Empire
  
  Joined: 07 Sep 2002 Posts: 15657 Location: I.S.S Emperor
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				 Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:27 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Neelix:OK, Its called food u guys. Its something u eat.
 
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		RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o! Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 101 Location: In a cave.
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				 Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:23 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Woman: *looks at the man lovingly*
 
Man: *Looks back in the same way*
 
Neelix: uhh, guys, hate to break it up but the tricoder's on fire.
 
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		voyager rules! Lieutenant
  
  Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 173 Location: I've reached home ...
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				 Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:10 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Neelix: Is there a problem?
 
 
Crewwoman: (Uncertainly)Neelix, what exactly's in that?
 
 
Neelix: Err ... why?
 
 
Crewman: Internal scanners have detected a minor plasma leak in this section.
 
 
Neelix: It was only a little!
 
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  American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag ...
 
They fight for one another.
 
      - Lt. General Hal Moore - We Were Soldiers
 
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		Sarah Connor Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 3644 Location: Kentucky
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				 Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:56 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Neelix: "What are you doing here?"
 
Woman: "Well..The doc sent me."
 
Man: "And Tuvok sent me."
 
Neelix: "Why?"
 
Woman: "The doctor wanted an estimation on how many patients he will have."
 
Neelix: "About 10"
 
Man: "And I had to bring this dirty sock for you for supper."
 
Neelix: "Finall it arrives!" Adds sock to soup, "Want some?"
 
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		angelesprimal Lieutenant, Junior Grade
 
  Joined: 11 Sep 2001 Posts: 71 Location: Adelaide, south Australia
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				 Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:37 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Woman: See I told you...
 
Man: Hey you're right! His nose does remind me of the tip of a *beep*!
 
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		Sarah Connor Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 3644 Location: Kentucky
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				 Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:29 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Hello?? Its been a week...
 
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		Defiant Fleet Admiral
  
  Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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				 Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:43 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				It has indeed. But im sure ol' 327 cant get to this now, otherwise he/she would.
 
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		Sarah Connor Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 3644 Location: Kentucky
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				 Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:21 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Heeeellllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo?!?
 
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		IntrepidIsMe Pimp Handed
  
  Joined: 14 Jun 2002 Posts: 13057 Location: New York
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				 Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:50 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Posting "hello" won't get the person here any faster.....
 
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  "Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."
 
 
-Wuthering Heights
 
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		Zippy Commodore
  
  Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 1790 Location: i'm where i should be
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				 Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:29 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				here's one
 
 
Chic: The signal is coming from over here...Neelix, what's in the pot?\
 
Neelix: Uhhh, Why?
 
Dude: Because Crewman Smith turned up missing, and we tracked her Comm Badge to this spot.
 
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  -zippy
 
 
Fun, Nice, Simple
 
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		Starfleet #327 Captain
  
  Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 526 Location: Australia
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				 Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:51 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Please Close this & Sticky the New one. Thanks.
 
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