Voyager Caption Contest #3

Starfleet #327 · Captain Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 526 Location: Australia

Congratulations to last Weeks winner Robsladey for his Caption:

Here is your Award:

You can put it in your Signature, on your Website or where ever you like!

Here is this Weeks image:

Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday.

Happy Captioning!!

Voyager2004 · **Fri May 21, 2004 10:50 am**

Tom: Do you smell that?
Doc: Even a hologram couldn't miss that smell!

gul Lemek III. · **Fri May 21, 2004 1:02 pm**

Tom: Doc, what is Harry doing?
Doctor: I don't know, I0ve been trying to figure it out for the past 15 minutes.

Sam Kenobi · **Fri May 21, 2004 1:06 pm**

Tom: A little to the left... yea... no, no... There!
Doc: Perfect!

Oliver · **Fri May 21, 2004 1:11 pm**

*both looking at a mirror*
Tom: "I haven't seen those two here before! You think we should call security?"
The Doctor: "Yeah, go ahead. I don't like the looks of that bald guy..."

StarTrekSucksStarWars0wnz · **Fri May 21, 2004 3:43 pm**

Green Guy: It's here
Red Guy: Where?
Green Guy: Somewhere
Red Guy: What is it?
Green Guy: The air conditioning
Red Guy: Do you realise that our first lines were just a complete ripoff of Red Dwarf?
Green Guy: Yes, infact this whole show is a ripoff!

*cue eerie music

Owen

WeAz · **Fri May 21, 2004 5:26 pm**

why is the Transportercheif dressed like that?

Are we in the right place

Harry, Jenny, we are here so stop....

Sarah Connor · **Fri May 21, 2004 6:13 pm**

Tom: Sooooo doc, what would you do if the lift' stopped working?

Doctor: Well I...

*Lift' stops*

Doctor: Tom!! *Looks at Tom agrivated*

Tom: *Looks innocent*

Computer: Now Boys! Until you can play nice you have to stay put!

*Computer starts playing Brittany Spears.*

~Voyager Fanatic~ · Super Genius Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787

Doctor: Who is that dancing?
Tom: I don't know!

Oliver · **Sat May 22, 2004 1:19 am**

The Doctor: "What's that?"
Tom: "It's a toilet. I believe it's something humans used about 400 years ago."
The Doctor: "Fascinating."

-or-

Tom: "When will those alien women get out of their coma?"
The Doctor: "Hard to say, but when they do, I'm dating the blonde one."

-or-

Tom: "Wait a minute, I've seen that before on a rerun of Star Trek! It's a Tribble!"
The Doctor: "Oh man, you actually watch that crap? Anyway, I'm synthetically cloning a hairpiece from my holographic DNA. It's gonna look fabulous on me!"

-or-

Tom: "There you go! Your mobile emitter is finally ready..."
The Doctor: "Is that thing mobile?"
Tom: "Hey, I've even installed an air conditioner!"
The Doctor: "It has the size of a car!"
Tom: "Uh, Doc? You're not allowed to say the word 'car'. We're on Star Trek remember?"
The Doctor: "Oh right!"

-or-

Tom: "Hello Doctor! How are you today?"
Tom thinks: "Look at him, he's probably got about 214 hairs, including eyebrows! What a loser..."
The Doctor: "Fine thanks! Nice of you to ask."
The Doctor thinks: "Ha, he has no idea I dated B'Elanna yesterday evening! What a sucker!"

Nyrogen · **Sat May 22, 2004 2:50 am**

-Tom: "Let's kick some alien butt"

Oliver · **Sat May 22, 2004 4:51 am**

A voice from behind the camera says: "Okay Robert, that's good but can you make your face look even more ugly?"
Robert Picardo talking to Robert Duncan McNiel: "He's talking to you Robert."
Robert Duncan McNiel: "No he's not! You're also called Robert you know!"
Robert Picardo: "Ah, then he's talking to Robert Beltran."
Robert Duncan McNiel: "Yeah, you're probably right."

-or-

*looking out of the window*
The Doctor: "Tom, inform the captain, I've found a way home."
Tom: "Oh man! Why do I have to go and talk to the captain? Her breath smells!"
The Doctor: "You think I like to do it?"

-or-

Tom: "A penny for your thought Doc."
The Doctor: "Shut up! I'm thinking!"
Tom: "Wow, that's gotta hurt."

-or-

Tom: "Say, how old are you anyway?"
The Doctor: "Hmm, good question."

-or-

Tom: "What are you looking at?"
The Doctor: "Beats me, I just work here."

-or-

Tom: "Is that the captain?"
The Doctor: "It's gotta be. Who else is that ugly?"
Tom: "Uh, holograms included?"

-or-

The Doctor: "We have to eject the warp core due to a plasma leek! Core breach eminent!"
Tom: "What are you talking about? You're a doctor, not an engineer!"
The Doctor: "Hey, that's my line!"

~Voyager Fanatic~ · Super Genius Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787

Doctor: Let's pretend that Kes isn't behind us!
Tom: Haha, Okay.

Anubis2k4 · Lieutenant Commander Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Posts: 308

Doctor: "That looks very suspicious. Is it what i think it is?"
Tom: "What do you think it is?"
Doctor: "A small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!"
Tom: "For some reason i just dont see it."

Robby · Lieutenant Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 212

TOM: So Doc, I see you visited my Zoolander holonovel.

Sonic74205 · **Sat May 22, 2004 10:32 am**

^
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

TOM: So doc are you happy that ur gonna be human soon
DOC: After being around for so long i would have to say NO!

John Connor · **Sat May 22, 2004 11:41 am**

Tom:Come on doctor ur gonna love doing this.
Doctor:Im sorry Mr. Paris Im not gonna do it and there is no way.

CaptianCircuitGod · **Sat May 22, 2004 12:07 pm Curious time pheanomena**

Tom:So what is it?
Doc: I don't know I've never seen one before but im guessing its a white hole.
Tom: A white Hole?
Doc: Yes for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. A Black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.
Tim: So you mean that thing is spewing time back in to the universe.
Doc: Percisly that would explain why we're having this curious time pheanomena on board

Tom:So what is it?
Doc: I don't know I've never seen one before but im guessing its a white hole.
Tom: A white Hole?
Doc: Yes for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. A Black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.
Tim: So you mean that thing is spewing time back in to the universe.
Doc: Percisly that would explain why we're having this curious time pheanomena on board

Captain: COMPUTER END SIMULATION AND KILL THEM BOTH.
GEEZE that got old fast.

Thomas · **Sat May 22, 2004 12:49 pm**

The Doctor: Hah, how intimidating do I look?
Tom: Uh, not very...
The Doctor: How about now?
Tom: Doc, this is a still picture; your expression didn't change.
The Doctor: Shut up.

Oliver · **Sat May 22, 2004 1:14 pm**

Tom: "There you are, I've finally found you. Where were you?"
The Doctor: "Oh go away!"
Tom: "What's wrong?"
The Doctor: "Oh yeah, like you don't know already. Yeah that's it, just rub it in! It's that damned comb I got from Janeway. When I used it, I lost another hair!"
Tom: "We have to do something about the captain don't we? She's getting on everyone's nerves."
The Doctor: "Tell me about it!"
Tom: "I am!"

John Connor · **Sat May 22, 2004 2:14 pm**

Tom:Doctor what heck are u looking at right now?
Doctor:Mr. Paris its a picture that i cant stop staring at it.

gul Lemek III. · **Sat May 22, 2004 3:59 pm**

Tom: Oh no, she knows...
Harry: Knows what?
Janeway: I know, Tom.
Harry: Know what?!
Tom: Sorry, ma'am, I didn't know you knew.
Harry: ...

Puck · The Texan Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 5596

hehehe

i sense some editing....

either way, both were very humorous

~Voyager Fanatic~ · Super Genius Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787

Doctor: Look!, A flying monkey!
Tom: Where is it?...i can't see it!

Anubis2k4 · Lieutenant Commander Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Posts: 308