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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:16 am    [Lock please]TOS Caption Contest | 
			 
			
				
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				This is the TOS Caption Contest. Please give it a try!  
 
 
Rules: Only one Caption by each member.
 
 
 
 
 
You can post you're Captions now.
  Last edited by Tuvok8917 on Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:20 am; edited 1 time in total
 
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		squiggy Stooge Two
  
  Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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				 Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:25 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Spock: "Doctor... a rook cannot move diagnally."
 
McCoy: "Damnit Spock, I'm a doctor, not a vulcan chessmaster"
 
Q(Off picture): "That much is easy to pick up on"
 
McCoy: "Who said that?"
 
Spock looks around curiously
 
Spock: "Fascinating"
 
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		ZiriDelvar Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 79
 
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				 Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:10 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				McCoy:  Why in blazes do you spend all of your recreational time playing chess by yourself?  At least find another person to play!
 
 
Spock:  Actually, Doctor, I am playing the computer, not myself.  It is the only opponent I have found that has the possibility of defeating me.  
 
 
McCoy:  Green-blooded Vulcan arrogance... insults us through his superior attitude even during recreation, blast it all.
 
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		Kuro-chan Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
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				 Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:55 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				McCoy: ...
 
Spock: Doctor...
 
McCoy: ...
 
Spock: Doctor?
 
McCoy: ...
 
Spock: Doctor?!
 
McCoy: Blast it!
 
Spock: Doctor, attempting to move that rook with the power of your mind is quite illogical
 
 
(Sorry, but I have two endings for this one...)
 
 
#1
 
Spock: Wait.  Why is my zipper down?! 
 
 
#2
 
McCoy: (To himself) Yeah, but you didn't notice what I did with your queen, three pawns and two of my bishops.  Checkmate next move? No problem...
 
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		La Forge Bajoran Colonel
  
  Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 2125 Location: Babylon 5
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				McCoy: So...how do you play this?
 
 
Spock: What? You don't know how to play chess?
 
 
McCoy: What? Of course I can play chess, you green-blooded fool!
 
 
Spock: You are being-
 
 
McCoy: Illogical? Shut up and make your damn move!
 
 
Spock: What is wrong with you, Doctor.
 
 
McCoy: Checkmate!
 
 
Spock: We didn't even start, Doctor.
 
 
McCoy: Of course we did, you lying pointy-eared loon.
  Last edited by La Forge on Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:41 am; edited 1 time in total
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:27 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Oh, i forgot that the contest was already over    
 
 
Anyways, it was hard to choose, but.... Congrats to La Forge, for being the winner   
 
 
New Caption comeing soon.
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				I changed my mind. Please lock this.
 
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