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		nadia cookie
  
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				 Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:12 pm    Caption Contest #40 | 
			 
			
				
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				Congratulations to Hallibonty for his/her winning post:
 
 
 
Neelix: No honestly captain, it's meant to look like this. I've done it a thousand times before, there's really nothing to worry about! 
 
 
Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok, security team to the mess hall, and bring the fire extinguisher.
 
 
 
 
 
This weeks caption
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
 
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		squiggy Stooge Two
  
  Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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				 Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok: "..."
 
Harry: "What?"
 
Tuvok: "You suck!"
 
Director: "CUT! ...talk about bieng out of character...We'll save it for the blooper reel though."
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:41 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok; "Oh for crying out loud, just palce the stick on the other stick already! Thast how i do it."
 
 
Harry; "you gotta be joking me."
 
 
Tuvok: "What? you actually thought this game had some sort of symmetrical, mathemetical, Logic in it? No way, this is what we Vulcans call Mesjogge"
 
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  Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
 
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		Hallibonty Ensign, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 39
 
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				 Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:10 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok: Mr Kim, my vulcan logic tells me that the 47th time will NOT be the charm.
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:52 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				42th  
 
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  Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
 
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		Kathryn16 Captain
  
  Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bay Area - California
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:32 am    Re: Caption Contest #40 | 
			 
			
				
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				This weeks caption
 
 
 
 
 
Tuvok:" Take your time, young padawan..."
 
Harry:" Tuvok this is Star Trek not Star Wars, although we've been fighting alot of battles lately..."
 
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		Admiral Daniël Dutch Admiral
  
  Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:33 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Harry Kim: Wait a bit more I almost got it!
 
Tuvok:*sleeps because of 5,5 hours waiting*
 
Harry Kim: And I think it must go... here!
 
*Harry Kim discovers to late that he used a tooth stick and the whole sphere explodes*
 
*Harry Kim runs away*
 
*Tuvok wakes up*
 
Tuvok:Is it my Turn already ensign? ensign?
 
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		Valathous The Canadian, eh
  
  Joined: 31 Aug 2002 Posts: 19074 Location: Centre Bell
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:46 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Harry: "Damn the Jenga revolution...."
 
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		Omet'Ikilan Jem'hadar First
  
  Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 2045 Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:58 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Harry: I dont get it...whats it supposed to be?
 
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		WeAz Commodore
 
  Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Posts: 1519 Location: Where you aren't
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:13 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Find the needle, hmm....
 
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		beautifulfleetcommander Senior Cadet
  
  Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 22 Location: on voyagers bridge
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:14 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Harry kim: "well i know for a fact that i cant win but e-chip can i'll start placing bets!"
 
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		Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
  
  Joined: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 14823 Location: Classified
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:25 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok: Let the Force flow through you...
 
Harry: Yes, Master.
 
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  "Rights are only as good as the willingness of some to exercise responsibility for those rights- Fmr. Colorado Senate Pres. John Andrews
 
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		MakeItSo Commander
  
  Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 406 Location: Somewhere in California
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				 Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:19 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok: "Ensign, I don't think your efforts will be successful this time.
 
 
Harry: "Oh come on, that one time that I accidentally stabbed myself in the finger doesn't count!"
 
 
Tuvok: "Naturally you--"
 
 
Harry: "OW! Dammit! Not again!"
 
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		JupiterPrime Lieutenant
 
  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 208
 
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				 Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:43 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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Harry eyeballs Tuvok....
 
Tuvok raises eyebrow...
 
Harry rethinks a different move, eyeballs Tuvok again....
 
Tuvok sighs....
 
Harry finally makes a move...
 
Tuvok: GIN! You're buying
 
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		bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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				 Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:50 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Tuvok: Ensign, Maybe toy car models arn't for you.
 
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  "Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
 
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		jadziaezri Lieutenant
 
  Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 139 Location: Aussie Land
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				 Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:05 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				HArry: So THIS is where all the toothpicks on the ship have gotten to!
 
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		Murphy575 Junior Cadet
 
  Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 15 Location: Stockholm & London (but not at the same time)
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				 Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:01 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				when is the winner announced?
 
 
I think it looks like harry is about to eat it, so my entry: 
 
 
Kim: I know we're on emergency rations, but come on!
 
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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				 Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:40 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				I'l do it later on today  
 
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