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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:23 am Caption Contest #39 |
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Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:
Tom: "I love you!"
B'Elanna: "I love you.... you... t.... Beep... Beep. Battery low."
Tom: "Not again!"
This weeks caption.
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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Admiral Daniël
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:35 am |
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Neelix:"Easy captain!!! I have everything under control!"
Janeway:"I told you not to use your indegestion as fuel."
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Mrs. Vulcan
Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005
Posts: 174
Location: South Yorkshire England
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| Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:25 pm |
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Neelix: "I just can't understand why there is all this smoke, Captain!"
Janeway: "When I said I'd like a Barbaque... I meant OUTSIDE the ship... On a planet!"
Paris(off camera): "Woah! Who burnt the sausages?"
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Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
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MakeItSo
Commander
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Somewhere in California
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| Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:25 pm |
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Neelix: "Captain, I almost have it ready!
Janeway: "Neelix, coffee ice cream is not supposed to be cooked...that's why there is ice in the title..."
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:28 pm |
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Kate Mulgrew: "Damnit, Mr. Lucas, I told you not to let him cater our going away banquet."
(off-screen) John De-lance: "Even when he's not in character...he's still a kitchen rat.
Ethan Philips: "Alright... I don't like this whole Voyager movie concept."
(off-screen) George Lucas: "Looks like we'll need a new person to play Neelix... anyone got Tom Cruise's phone number?"
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:56 pm |
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Neelix:HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
Janway:Can someone get me a fire extenger? Never Mind!
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:09 pm |
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Captain: Neelix, charring the food is a privilage reserved only for the captain, and last time I checked you weren't.
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:00 pm Re: Caption Contest #39 |
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This weeks caption.
Janeway:" Neelix, I know I'm a bad cook. You don't need to burn the crew's dinner to prove a point."
Crewman off-screen:" He's what?!"
Janeway:" I'm getting a headache..."
Neelix:" Whats new?"
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JupiterPrime
Lieutenant
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 208
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| Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:35 pm |
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Janeway: You did what ?!?
Neelix: It was a very excellent, fine, micro-mesh filtering material that I used to filter your coffee with this morning, Captain...I belieeeeve the identification on the package said, "Pan...pan - ty something...panty hose" - or something like that - very odd name for a filtering element but it worked beautifully!!!!
Janeway: ... oh - my - god ...
Neelix: I didnt think B'elanna would mind my borrowing one from her ship's stores...LOOK OUT, HOT STUFF - COMING THROUGH!
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Emili
Lieutenant
Joined: 17 Nov 2005
Posts: 164
Location: England
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| Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:47 am |
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Janeway: when i said chille had a firey taste i didnt mean litterally firey
Neelix: Ahh well, nothing like hot spicy chille
Janeway: That it im having replecated food tonight.
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captainshaunhorner
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 84
Location: england, leeds
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| Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:57 am |
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prevously on voyager nelix burnt the crews "din din" and now the concultion!
captain janeway:i would like some pan cakes for my din din to night
nelix: well captain i could make you some but it will take some time for me to find out the ingredients
captain janeway: do it! THATS AN ORDER.
nelix: yes captain.
two hours later captain janeway comes back for her pan cakes
captain janeway: where are my pan cakes mr nelix
nelix:i couldnt make them cap they wouldnt come off of the pan!
captain janeway:nelix
the crew hears the captain shouting "get to the brig"
*on the bridge*
captain janeway: umm i sure would like some pan cakes
nelix *in the brig*: when she said pan cakes i thought she wanted me to make her a pancake
chackotay in responce to captain janeway: i would like some too!
captain janeway: nelix left some pritty big pots and pans to fill!
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:30 am |
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Neelix: Really Captain? Because flame druming is all the rage on talaxia! Just trying to raise moral. you know?
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:01 am |
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neelix: "oh no! i put the cold dish on the fire and the hot dish on the ice!"
Janeway: "Why we ever made you chef is beyond me. Please don't screw up my coffee too"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Hallibonty
Ensign, Junior Grade
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 39
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| Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:33 am |
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Neelix: No honestly captain, it's meant to look like this. I've done it a thousand times before, there's really nothing to worry about!
Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok, security team to the mess hall, and bring the fire extinguisher.
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