Caption Contest #38

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to squiggy for his winning post:

Tom: "damnit harry... I told you not to shoot any phasers at b'ellana...these klingons are all hot air in side

This weeks caption.

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Tuvok8917 · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:04 pm**

Tom: B'Elanna...
B'Elanna: Yes, what is it?
Tom: It's not that i love you, or that i want to stay befriended with you and didn't meant to do it but i was drunk and and
B'Elanna: And what Tom?
Tom: And i made Harry pregnant.
B'Elanna: ...

squiggy · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:42 pm**

((YAY!!! I WON ONE!!! ))

Tom: B'Ellana... there's something your not telling me...isn't there?
B'Ellana: Maybe...
Tom: Tell me!
B'Ellana: Tom... the doc is having my child.
Tom:... Say what?
(off-screen)Tuvok: Tom... I am you father.
(off-screen)Q: Cut!... I don't know about that Mr. Lucas... it just doesn't make sense.
(off-screen)George Lucas: I know. None of my movies ever do.

Captain.Dan V2 · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:57 pm**

lol squiggy.
I thought I'd enter this.

B'Ellana : Tom theres er something I need to tell you
Tom : What is it ?
B'Ellana : I want this material on our bed
Tom : What about the sports car leather ?
B'Ellana *AshameD* :I erm.... Made it into a suite
Tom *Trying to contain his glee* : Oh well.... I suppose I'll survive.

Leo Wyatt · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:36 pm**

B'Elanna : Tom, I got a secret.''
Tom: What is it?
B'Elanna: I am having affair with Seven.''
Tom: Oh, that explains seven's bite on her neck.''

WeAz · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:48 pm**

Tom: And then we ricked the cake!
B'Elanna: Whats that?
Tom:Its when you-
B'Elanna: I mean whats that, on the table?

lionhead · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:50 pm**

Tom: "I love you!"

B'Elanna: "I love you.... you... t.... Beep... Beep. Battery low."

Tom: "Not again!"

jadziaezri · **Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:46 pm**

Be'Lanna : Tom I have something to tell you

Tom: let it be about the kilngon reproductive organs

Be'Lanna : well your almost right, I'm dumping you. you (insert Klingon reproductive organ here)

MakeItSo · **Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:45 am**

Tom: "Come on, B'Elanna, you know you wanna do it."

B'Elanna: "I do have to admit that doing it in Sickbay does kind of turn me on."

Doctor off camera: "Oh yes, this would definitely be an interesting display of the Klingon mating ritual. Even though Lt. Torres is half Klingon...never the less..."

B'Elanna: "Computer, site to site transport, taking me and Lt. Paris directly to our quarters!"

Doctor off camera: "Can't I do anything to entertain myself around here?"

monroe · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120

B'ellana: Oh My god!
Tom:what!
B'ellana:our hands are fused together.
Tom:Bummer...

Unorthodox · Freshman Cadet Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 6

B'Elanna:OH GOD! ..don't move Tom, there's...there's some sort of life form on your shoe, it's moving! I better get my phaser..
Tom: That? oh I dropped some of Neelix' soup on my shoe on the rush here.
B'Elanna: All the more reason to phaser it off...:S