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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:43 am Caption Contest #32 |
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Congratulations to Monster for his winning post:
The Doctor: B'Elanna, Auditions for The Excorcist are over...
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:12 am |
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Neelix: But, Commander! Seven asked specifi...
Chakotay: Neelix, how many times do I have to tell you. The Captains private coffee reserves are OFF LIMITS.
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Admiral Daniël
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:58 am |
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Chakotay: Neelix are that your bones or is that your jacket?
Neelix: Actually it's yours, since you don't have any.
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:29 am |
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Chakotay: How many times have I told you NOT TO FLIRT WITH B'ELLANA?
Neelix: It was only a peck on the cheek! I swear!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:42 am |
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Tom paris narrating: "and then the prince bend over the bed to kiss sleeping beauty so that she may awaken and they may live happily ever after"
Chakotay thinking: "I should have lost that bet."
Neelix thinking: "I should have won that bet."
(if i don't win this time i will stab myself)
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:44 am |
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Chakotay: "Tsk tsk Neelix, why did you have to do that? You know I don't like to punish you."
Neelix: "Just because you paralized me doesn't mean I can get even with you. Just wait. I'll get you."
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Nosce te ipsum
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:34 pm |
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Neelix: What's this black spot in the picture?
Chakotay: It's a holographic representation of your brain. Looks like it's empty.
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:29 pm Re: Caption Contest #32 |
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This weeks caption
Chakotay:"I told you coming to the Bridge with coffee was a bad idea."
Neelix:"I'm lucky the B'Elanna tackled me instead of the Captain."
Chakotay:"That was the Captain..."
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:15 pm |
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Chakotay: So, you decided to relieve yourself of duty because you saw a large obstruction in your nose and thought your brain was falling out?
Neelix: You didn't see the size of that booger! It was huge!
Chakotay: Then it couldn't possibly be your brain then, could it?
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jadziaezri
Lieutenant
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Aussie Land
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| Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:41 am |
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Chakotay : We really have to stop meeting like this
Last edited by jadziaezri on Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:17 pm; edited 1 time in total
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:52 pm |
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Chakotay: Neelix! What happened!
Neelix: I looked at my shirt and threw up.
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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monroe
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 120
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| Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:37 pm |
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neelix: really i'm fine commander.
chakotay: no, i insist on helping(scan neelix, he looks puzzled)
neelix:what is it?
chakotay: you a guy?!?!
neelix:of course
chakotay: i just figured the hair...
neelix:oh thank you commander i'm using a new shampoo.
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:04 pm |
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Chakotay: the Captain says Dont EVER EVER tell her we have no coffee again
Neelix: APRIL FOOL
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