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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				 Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:08 pm    Caption Contest #28 | 
			 
			
				
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				Congratulations to Tuvok8917 for his winning post:
 
 
Harry: I still can't believe you told me that i'm ugly in the Holodeck... 
 
Tom: Look Harry, i can't help that i like to tell the truth. 
 
Harry: ...
 
 
 
 
 
This weeks caption:
 
 
 
 
 
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
 
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		luit14 Commodore
  
  Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 2232 Location: Come on in HEEERE! :P
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				 Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:29 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
 
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.
 
 
  
 
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		Blancie Commodore
  
  Joined: 27 Oct 2004 Posts: 1119 Location: Shetland
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				 Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:56 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'Elanna: Bite me.
 
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  Davay davay davay!
 
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		squiggy Stooge Two
  
  Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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				 Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:55 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: My god... she's gorgeous... I wish... there weren't so many Ensigns around...
 
B'Elanna: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
 
Chakotay: I said that out loud???
 
B'Elanna draws a Bat'leth, and decapitates Chakotay.
 
Ensign off picture: Apparently you did.
 
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		Quinny Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 246 Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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				 Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:58 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'Elanna: Ben... I mean, Chakotay... You've got a hair stiking out of your nose that you might want to take care of...
 
 
Chakotay: ... ... say what?
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:34 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: "Wow, you are really short."
 
 
B'elanna: "So? At least i'm not standing on my toes!"
 
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  Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
 
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		Birdy Socialist
  
  Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.
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				 Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:06 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'elanna: "So? Did I do good?"
 
Chakotay: "Hm, your kissing is not bad, but could be better."
 
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  Nosce te ipsum
 
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		Kathryn16 Captain
  
  Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bay Area - California
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				 Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:24 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'Elanna: Dame, I now understand why Janeway dosen't want to get involved in you!
 
Chakotay: What am I too short for you?
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:45 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay and B'Elanna haveing a fight in Engineering.
 
 
B'Elanna: If you ever call me shortie again then i...
 
Chakotay: Then what, shortie?
 
*B'Elanna kicks Chakotay in the balls and walks away*
 
 
 
Auch...  
 
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		bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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				B'lanna: Chakotay! have you noticed how everyonce and awhile things in this universe get blurry and these stange letters "UPN" follow me around.
 
 
Chakotay: You see them too! for a minute i thought i was going insane... better get Janeway!
 
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  "Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
 
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		Monster Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 337 Location: The Great Plains
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				 Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:27 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?
 
 
Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.
 
 
Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman!
 
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		Admiral Daniël Dutch Admiral
  
  Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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				 Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:28 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay walks into sickbay and becomes angry at B'elanna
 
Chakotay:What the hell did you do to the Warp coil this time!? It wont react anymore thanks to you!
 
B'elanna:(angry)It's not my fault! That allie of Janeway, the UPC sign attacked it after I told him I didn't watched their programs!
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:35 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | Monster wrote: | 	 		  Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?
 
 
Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.
 
 
Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman! | 	  
 
 
Haha, good one!
 
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		Captain.Dan V2 *Currently Banned*
 
  Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 1588 Location: My own little world
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				 Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:51 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				B'elana Torres (In a hurried and hushed voice) "Chatotay lets do something really wild"
 
 
Chakotay "Such as ?"
 
 
B'elana Torres "I dunno maybe stall the warp engines.... Just to annoy Janeway"
 
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		Mrs. Vulcan Lieutenant
  
  Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 174 Location: South Yorkshire  England
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				B'elana: I'm telling you, Chakotay, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!  It was some sort of neurochemical imbalance.
 
 
Chakotay: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
 
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  Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
 
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