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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:09 pm Caption Contest#23 |
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Congratulations to Cathexis for her winning post:
Neelix: Mr. Vulcan, what ARE you laughing at?!
Tuvok: *laughing hysterically* It's just..for the first time in my life I'm able to feel amused by your hideously ugly face..HAHAHHAH!
Neelix: ......
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:08 am |
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Seven: Does my breath really smell that bad?
Chakotay: *giggling* I'm afraid it does...
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:47 am |
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Seven: Is that Captain Janeway's lipstick on your lips?'
Chakotay: No, you don't remember your own lipstick?'
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:55 am |
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Seven; "Who are you?"
Chakotay: "I'm batman."
Seven: 'Well, i'm borg."
Chaotay: "you win."
Last edited by lionhead on Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Admiral Daniël
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:42 am |
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Seven:Sorry Chakotay! I'm dating with Tuvok!
Chakotay:Why you have to date that emotionless Vulcan!
Seven:I don't know... he's sooo naturally.
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:55 pm |
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Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime...
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:24 pm |
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| myblackrose wrote: | Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime... |
 Good one!
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AndrewBullock
The Misguided One
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2112
Location: Kentucky. (North America)
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:38 pm |
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Chakotay - "Oh, Seven.. your eyes remind me of pond water."
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Admiral Daniël
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:15 am |
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| myblackrose wrote: | Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime... |
*Claps* *Cheers* *Laughs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:51 am |
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Chakotay: I'm going to drop you dead with my charm.
Seven: And I'm going to make you infertile.
Chakotay: What do you mean?
Seven shoves a phaser up his private areas.
Chakotar: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:51 pm |
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| myblackrose wrote: | Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime... |
i thought up another one becasue of that one... Unfrotunately i already have one.....
Well..... Alright then, this one doesn't count of course:
Seven: "Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Harry popping up from below: "Thats me actually...."
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:16 pm |
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Hehe thats a funny one... you can replace your other one if you like.. depends which one you like better...
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:23 pm |
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Seven: "Oh, Harry.. i looooooooooooove you!"
Chakotay: "Harry? HARRY?! It's me, Chakotay!"
Seven: "Damn... i shouldn't have date Harry.."
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:32 pm |
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| myblackrose wrote: | | Hehe thats a funny one... you can replace your other one if you like.. depends which one you like better... |
I will stick with my old one, that one i got completly on my own. The second one is a spin-off from yours.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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7of9_made it awesome
Captain
Joined: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 616
Location: London
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:07 pm |
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7of9: If i were to say that "i Love you" what would you say?
Chakotay: I would say... clean your teeth
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:19 pm |
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*7 of 9 beams in*
Chakotay: What are you doing here?
*7 of 9 takes off Doctor's Mobile Emitter and turns into Janeway*
Janeway: I didn't think it would be discrete being seen walking to the First Officer's quarters like this.
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Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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EnsignSkelly
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 113
Location: I'd bet you'd love to find that out...
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| Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:06 am |
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| Voyager2004 wrote: | *7 of 9 beams in*
Chakotay: What are you doing here?
*7 of 9 takes off Doctor's Mobile Emitter and turns into Janeway*
Janeway: I didn't think it would be discrete being seen walking to the First Officer's quarters like this. |
Great one!!
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:28 am |
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Doctor: Thus end lesson 32... A romantic Date.
Chakotay: Ahh doc mind in i take her back to my quarters for lessons 33 and 34.
Doctor: only if i can watch!
Ok so it is a little dirty. Sorry. LoL
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robbiewebster
Rear Admiral
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
Posts: 2594
Location: Rochester, New York
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| Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:13 pm |
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| myblackrose wrote: | Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime... |
thats refreshingly good
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