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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				 Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:26 pm    Caption Contest#17 | 
			 
			
				
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				Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:
 
 
Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off." 
 
 
Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats broadcasting our conversation too the bridge?" 
 
 
 
 
This Weeks Caption
 
 
 
 
 
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
 
 
You guys all did really well in cc#16 one of our best ones yet! Keep coming up with those captions  
 
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		RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o! Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 101 Location: In a cave.
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:48 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay:All right mister, this is how you receive communion(the host).
 
               Body of Christ..
 
Species:Amen
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:02 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Native: "Worm? Good, good. Eat."
 
 
Chakotay: "Get away from me! you bloody red painted cave man! *Sniff* i miss my quarters."
 
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  Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
 
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		Admiral Daniël Dutch Admiral
  
  Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:26 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay:No i wont take off my clothes!
 
Species:You must, its good,its natural.... its sexy!
 
Chakotay:No i wont take them off
 
Species:Fine!Then you wont get tasty bug!*eats bug*
 
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		Cap. Proton Master Chief
  
  Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 1490 Location: U.S.S. Braveheart
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:51 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chacotay: What the hell is that?
 
 
Native: food
 
 
Chacotay: You call that food?
 
 
Native: Yeah, what do you call it?
 
 
Chacotay: Sh*t!
 
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For all the RPG'rs out here:
 
Join the SDTF
 
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		Jeff Miller Fleet Admiral
 
  Joined: 22 Nov 2001 Posts: 23947 Location: Mental Ward for the Mentaly Unstable 6th floor, Saint John's 1615 Delaware Longview Washington 98632
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:42 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chaokaty: Is my acting more stiff than this object I'm holding?
 
 
Alien: No its about as stiff as this cloaked branch I'm holding.
 
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		monroe Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120
 
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				 Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:49 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chaokaty: i got the stuff man you got the money?
 
Alien: no, no you aint getting the money till i see the stuff.
 
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		bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:23 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay thinking:"Man, If the captain only new I went to a male strip club with out her..."
 
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  "Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
 
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		lionhead Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:52 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | bbbutnotbb wrote: | 	 		  | Chakotay thinking:"Man, If the captain only new I went to a male strip club with out her..." | 	  
 
 
 
       thats priceless!     
 
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		harrykims#1fan Fan Girl Muskateer
  
  Joined: 08 Feb 2002 Posts: 2916 Location: Leicester UK
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:15 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: Hey you look kinda familiar...where have i seen you before?
 
Chakotays new friend: The tattoo Parlour
 
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  Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas
 
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		squiggy Stooge Two
  
  Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:21 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Alien: No! The Canucks will win! I tell you! The canucks WILL win!
 
Chakotay: What century are you from again?
 
Alien: GO CANUCKS GO!
 
Chakotay: Ugh... Mr. Paris would love this guy.
 
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		TrekkieMage Office Junkie
  
  Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 5335 Location: Hiding
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:25 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really primative!
 
Alien's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really dense!
 
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		squiggy Stooge Two
  
  Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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				 Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:49 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | TrekkieMage wrote: | 	 		  Chakotay's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really primative!
 
Alien's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really dense! | 	  
 
 
That's Funny AS HELL! lol!
 
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		John Connor Admiral of the Terran Empire
  
  Joined: 07 Sep 2002 Posts: 15657 Location: I.S.S Emperor
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				 Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:54 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay:What the heck is this?
 
Alien:Well, its something we eat and its quite deliouis
 
Chakotay:Yuk, it isnt that deliouis. *Spits it out.*
 
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		Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
  
  Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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				 Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:48 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				''Chakotay: Why the hell did you just pick a burgar out of your nose and hand it to me?
 
Alien: good taste it. Burgars are good.
 
Chakotay: You lost your alien mind.
 
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		7of9_made it awesome Captain
 
  Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 Location: London
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				 Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:01 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: ..... touch me you die.....
 
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		myblackrose Commander
  
  Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 474 Location: Floating around...
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				 Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: Okay, now I want you to slip this into the Captain's coffee when she's not looking... there's a good boy...
 
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		Blancie Commodore
  
  Joined: 27 Oct 2004 Posts: 1119 Location: Shetland
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				 Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:39 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | Cap. Proton wrote: | 	 		  Chacotay: What the hell is that?
 
 
Native: food
 
 
Chacotay: You call that food?
 
 
Native: Yeah, what do you call it?
 
 
Chacotay: Sh*t! | 	  
 
 
         That's soooo good!!!          
 
 
Chakotay: You toucha mah *beep*, I slappa yo face!
 
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  Davay davay davay!
 
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		Tuvok8917 Dutchie
  
  Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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				 Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:47 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay: What do you want?
 
Alien: ....
 
Chakotay: Why are you staring at me like that?
 
Alien: ..... I like you....
 
Chakotay: ....
 
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		WeAz Commodore
 
  Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Posts: 1519 Location: Where you aren't
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				 Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:36 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chakotay:No, you cant have the uniform!
 
Alien:Please
 
Chakotay:NO!
 
Alien*starts to cry like little kid* WAAAAH!
 
Chakotay:Fine, take it
 
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		robbiewebster Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 2594 Location: Rochester, New York
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				 Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:28 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Native: Ok, I'll give you this handfull of sand if you give me your underpants
 
 
Chakotay: I don't know I really like these, they're so...comfortable
 
 
Native: Come on, do you have any idea what I feel like, you get to wear  them every day.
 
 
Chakotay: Well whats wrong with what you have on now.
 
 
Native: Well they look nice and all, but they just don't give me the  support I need.
 
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		robbiewebster Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 2594 Location: Rochester, New York
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				 Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:31 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | monroe wrote: | 	 		  Chaokaty: i got the stuff man you got the money?
 
Alien: no, no you aint getting the money till i see the stuff. | 	  
 
 
lol, thats great
 
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		Doodels1991 Lieutenant, Junior Grade
  
  Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 79 Location: my quarters
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				 Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:25 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				how do you decide, i know i couldn't. They are all so funny.      
 
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		nadia cookie
  
  Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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				 Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:22 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Yes, it is very hard for me to chose.
 
 
 
I will pick the winner sometime this after noon as I will be out most of today with my grandparents.
 
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