| Author |
Message |
nadia
cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
|
 Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:45 pm Caption Contest #35 |
|
Congratulations to Ziona for her winning post:
Paris: Please take this as a token of my appreciation.
Neelix: Appreciation for what?
Paris: For feeding this lovely crew and... and for being my friend.
Neelix: *ackward look*
Paris: What?
Neelix: This bottle's empty. Are you drunk, Tom?
Paris: *giggles* Now what you make you say that?
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
|
|
|
TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
|
| Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:50 pm |
|
Doctor: I never realized the leathal properties of a pot roast...
|
|
|
lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
|
| Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:52 am |
|
Chakotay thinking: "i'm happy she finally kissed me after all those years, but did she have to do it when she was infected by a disease that only kills Men?"
-------signature-------
Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
|
|
|
Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End™
|
| Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:28 am |
|
Doctor: So much for Viagara.......
|
|
|
Mrs. Vulcan
Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005
Posts: 174
Location: South Yorkshire England
|
| Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:38 am |
|
Doctor: "Did you know, Captain, that a sneeze is said to come out at 100 miles per hour?"
Janeway: "But I was across the room!"
|
|
|
squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
|
| Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:26 am |
|
Doctor: AHAH! I have figured out Mr. Neelix's evil designs!
Janeway: What on earth are you talking about?
Doctor: His Plomeek Soup! It turns people into talaxians!!!
Chakotay: I thought it tasted funny...
Neelix(Off picture): MWUAHAHAHAHA... now that you have discovered my evil plans, I shall have to kill you...
|
|
|
Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
|
| Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:30 am Re: Caption Contest #35 |
|
This weeks caption
Doctor:" Captain I am so sorry. He was a..."
Janeway:" Oh shut up its only a zit!"
-------signature-------
|
|
|
bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
|
| Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:06 pm |
|
Doc: You two really need to stop sharing a razor!
-------signature-------
"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
|
|
|
MakeItSo
Commander
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Somewhere in California
|
| Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:52 pm |
|
Doctor: "What happened, Captain?"
Janeway: "The damn cheese exploded in the replicator...why does Chakotay have to be a vegetarian?"
Chakotay thinks: "But I like cheese..."
|
|
|
Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
|
| Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:23 am |
|
Janeway: I knew Neelix would end up doing something stupid. I should have never let that kitchen rat stay on board.
Doctor: Wow...who knew that Neelix's sneeze packed such a punch.
|
|
|
jadziaezri
Lieutenant
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Aussie Land
|
| Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:14 am |
|
EMH: When BeLanna said ' get that cheese to sickbay' she did not mean for the senior officers to bring it here on their faces.
Janeway: Well it was tasty
|
|
|
Scapegoat Bob
Commodore
Joined: 02 Sep 2001
Posts: 1198
Location: The Barn
|
| Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:15 pm |
|
Doc: STD's are hell, aren't they, Janeway? tsk tsk
-------signature-------
Here, kitty kitty kitty!
|
|
|
|
Search
FAQ
Log in
