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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:11 am Caption Contest #33 |
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Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:
Tom paris narrating: "and then the prince bend over the bed to kiss sleeping beauty so that she may awaken and they may live happily ever after"
Chakotay thinking: "I should have lost that bet."
Neelix thinking: "I should have won that bet."
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:26 am |
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Janeway Thinks: "Damn he's scary
Old Man thinks: "Damn she's so hot she made me fill my adult diapers"
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:47 am |
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*Starts dancing silly* I won, i won i won i won!!!!  
Old man: "No, you won't take me again you ugly space aliens!"
Janeway: "I beg your pardon? I know Tom is ugly but he ain't an alien"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:46 pm |
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Janeway: *mumbles* That wart is truely revolting...
Old Man: I heard that! How'd you like a gut full'o elbow?
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:22 pm |
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madlilnerd, you may only post one caption.
| Quote: | | And you may only post ONE caption |
Your second post will not count.
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:22 pm |
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Janeway thinking: Okay. Perhaps it was a poor tactical decision to tell him his banjo sounded like a wounded targ...
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:17 pm Re: Caption Contest #33 |
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This weeks caption
Caretaker: " You smell like you've just came out of the shower!"
Janeway: " You smell like you've just came out of the gutter!"
Waits a few seconds...
Caretaker: " So?"
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:10 pm |
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Banjo Man: How did you know I was wearing arthritis medication!?! And don't touch my banjo!!!
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Kasey
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Location: Somewhere
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| Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:58 pm |
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Caretaker: My God Woman! Have anybody told you that you stink?
Janway: I beg your pardon! I take mud baths every night.
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Admiral Daniėl
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:51 am |
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Caretaker: "Get lost, LAMEWAY!!!"
Janeway: "My name is Janeway!!! You crazy old man with your prehistoric hair!"
Caretaker: "My hair isn't prehistoric! Look at yourself! Your ponytail is sooo 2010!"
Janeway: "Thats not true! My hair is modern and pretty!!!"
Caretake: "Whaha, ugly hair lady!"
Janeway: "WEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!" *runs away crying*
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:03 pm |
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'' Caretaker: OMG! Who is that Red Man over there?''
'' Janeway: That is Commander Chakotay.''
''Caretaker: Tell me you don't think he is hot.
''Janeway: Why I believe I do think so.''
'' Caretaker: Lady, you need some glasses.''
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:25 pm |
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Aw, again so many jokes humiliating janeway....
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:44 pm |
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Jokes humiliating Janeway...ya, b/c everyone's jealous of her beauty! hehe...
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:54 pm |
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It's nice to hear some Janeway jokes instead of Neelix jokes all of the time.
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:27 pm |
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There are more people to joke on than Janeway and Neelix.
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:41 pm |
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My point exactly
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End
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| Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:02 pm |
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Janeway: Excuse me....have you seen a really cute, mocha-colored tribal hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love around here recently??
Caretaker: How should I know?? I'm a doctor, not a Love Doctor!!!! Now shoo!! You're trampling all over my begonias!!!
Janeway: *gives one of the flowers another stomp with her right heel as she offers a false smile* Have a nice day, sir...
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Quinny
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 246
Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:03 am |
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Caretaker: Sup Dawg?
Janeway: I beg your pardon?
C: How'z it haggin'?
J: To what are you refuring to?
C: Yo not from round these parts are choo
J: Ummm, i'm outa here *walks off*
C: *thumps chest* Peace out hommie!
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