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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
  Joined: 20 Jul 2002 Posts: 3202 Location: rite behind you!
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				 Sat Aug 14, 2004 9:55 pm    CAPTION CONTEST! | 
			 
			
				
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				Have fun and let off some steam while makeing captions for pictures.
 
The one that i find the funniest wins!
 
One caption per-user per picture. 
 
Heres the frist one!
 
 
  Last edited by Micteth-Son of Udas on Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:46 pm; edited 1 time in total
 
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		Hitchhiker Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 3514 Location: Ontario, Canada
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				 Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:18 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Spock: My mind to your mind . . .
 
 
Rock: 
 
 
Spock: My thoughts to your thoughts.
 
 
Rock: 
 
 
Spock: 
 
 
Rock:  
 
 
Spock: Testing, testing, one, two, three.
 
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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
  Joined: 20 Jul 2002 Posts: 3202 Location: rite behind you!
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				 Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:39 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				I rate:          and half
 
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		Hitchhiker Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 3514 Location: Ontario, Canada
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				 Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:41 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | Micteth-Son of Udas wrote: | 	 		  I rate:          and half | 	  
 
 
Out of what?
 
 
And do I get to try again, or is this a one-shot thing?
 
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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
  Joined: 20 Jul 2002 Posts: 3202 Location: rite behind you!
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				 Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:45 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				         and a hlaf out of                
 
i guess i should of been a pit more precise, once per picture per person. 
 
will every 3 days and start a new one.
 
ill update that now, and i guess i should rate the captions untill i declare the contest for that pic over.
 
so i wont anymore
 
go check out the one in "ENT"
 
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		1/1 Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 3311 Location: La La Land
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				Spock: I could be Spiderman! Yay!
 
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		Omet'Ikilan Jem'hadar First
  
  Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 2045 Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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				 Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:49 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				/\ YOU STOLE MY IDEA GRRRRR I was gonna go 
 
 
Spock-Spider man spider man doing whatever a spider can
 
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		1/1 Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 3311 Location: La La Land
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				 Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:54 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				^^^Sorry  
 
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		gul Lemek III. Commodore
  
  Joined: 04 May 2004 Posts: 1513 Location: Slovenia
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				 Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:56 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | Hitchhiker wrote: | 	 		  Spock: My mind to your mind . . .
 
 
Rock: 
 
 
Spock: My thoughts to your thoughts.
 
 
Rock: 
 
 
Spock: 
 
 
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Spock: Testing, testing, one, two, three. | 	  
 
 
      That's a good one! I'd rate it            
 
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		Kuro-chan Lieutenant Commander
  
  Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
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				 Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:08 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Spock: Fascinating... I can find a greater intelligence here than in Jim's mind...
 
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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
  Joined: 20 Jul 2002 Posts: 3202 Location: rite behind you!
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				 Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:22 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				All very good captions but i have to say the winner is 
 
Hitchhiker
 
Ok make me laugh with this next pic
 
 
 
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		Omet'Ikilan Jem'hadar First
  
  Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 2045 Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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				 Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:25 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chekov Rock a by baby on the tree top
 
 
Girl-...
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		Founder Dominion Leader
  
  Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 12755 Location: Gamma Quadrant
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				 Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:30 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Chekov: Hey baby....Im the Captain of the Enterprise.
 
 
Woman: Really? I heard you were some loser Russian Enisgn, that will never go anywhere and stay in the same position for the next 30 years.
 
 
Checkov: What!? Who told you that im Russian!?
 
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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				 Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:53 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				(1st) Spock: Captain, this may be the largest piece of chocolate I have ever encountered.
 
 
I know that Hitchhiker already won but I thought I would post mine anyway.
 
 
(2nd) Mad Russian: Now that I’m not an Enisgn anymore, do you think we can get married?
 
 
Lieutenant Rand: As long as I outrank you you’re never going to get any farther than my fist. Now please let go of me or I shall have you scrubbing every waist disposal unit on the Enterprise within the hour!
 
 
:NOTE: Chekov not in red, Chekov not Enisgn!
 
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		Hitchhiker Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 3514 Location: Ontario, Canada
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				 Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:08 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Thank you.  
 
 
Entry:
 
 
Chekov: Now . . . remind me where to do the Heimlich (sp?)  Here?
 
 
Yeoman: No . . . higher.
 
 
Chekov: ::moves hands higher:: Here?
 
 
Yeoman: Higher!
 
 
Chekov: ::moves hands higher:: Here?
 
 
Yeoman: ::smiles:: A little lower . . .
 
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		gul Lemek III. Commodore
  
  Joined: 04 May 2004 Posts: 1513 Location: Slovenia
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				 Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:32 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | Founder wrote: | 	 		  Chekov: Hey baby....Im the Captain of the Enterprise.
 
 
Woman: Really? I heard you were some loser Russian Enisgn, that will never go anywhere and stay in the same position for the next 30 years.
 
 
Checkov: What!? Who told you that im Russian!? | 	  
 
 
               ! 
 
 
And Hitchhiker, you also posted a great one!    
 
 
Woman: Is this your phaser or are you just happy to see me?
 
 
Chekov: I have my phaser strapped to my waist, if you haven't noticed. *winks at her*
 
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		Founder Dominion Leader
  
  Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 12755 Location: Gamma Quadrant
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				 Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:38 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				 	  | gul Lemek III. wrote: | 	 		  Woman: Is this your phaser or are you just happy to see me?
 
 
Chekov: I have my phaser strapped to my waist, if you haven't noticed. *winks at her* | 	  
 
 
    Good one gul.  
 
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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
  Joined: 20 Jul 2002 Posts: 3202 Location: rite behind you!
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				 Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:47 am     | 
			 
			
				
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				this is the kinda humor i love!contest ends tommro
 
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		Micteth-Son of Udas Klingon Warrior
  
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				 Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:33 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				O guys this was close! 
 
FOUNDER
 
WINS 
 
next pic:
 
 
 
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		Hitchhiker Rear Admiral
  
  Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 3514 Location: Ontario, Canada
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				 Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:32 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Sulu: Ha ha!
 
 
Uhura(thinking): ::in horror:: Oh my God, look at the size of that mole on his neck!
 
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		Ronevick The King
  
  Joined: 23 May 2003 Posts: 11428 Location: (609), New Jersey
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				Uhura(In Thought):"Oh...god!  God no!  I don't think he showered today...and what in the hell is that smell!"
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		Solitary Poet Captain
  
  Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 805 Location: Lancaster (Dallas), Texas
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				 Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:22 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Sulu: "Congratulate us Captain!"
 
 
Uhura: "What the HELL was I thinking?!"
 
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		Omet'Ikilan Jem'hadar First
  
  Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 2045 Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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				 Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:58 pm     | 
			 
			
				
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				Sulu- Feel the burn!!!
 
 
Uhura-....
 
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		gul Lemek III. Commodore
  
  Joined: 04 May 2004 Posts: 1513 Location: Slovenia
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				Sulu- Look, captain, Starfleet has issued new uniforms for us! Aren't they great?!
 
 
Uhura-Wow, this new uniform fits great on you, Sulu...
 
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		ParLawGod Ensign
 
  Joined: 19 Jun 2004 Posts: 65 Location: Wisconsin
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				Sulu: Look at me, I'm Captain Kirk!!!
 
Uhura: I warned him about that Klingon food.
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